One in five people in the world is Chinese.There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either Mum or Dad or my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho Chi Chou.I think it's Colin. - Tommy Cooper.
Did you read about the man who tried to train his budgerigar to eat through a straw?
It didn't succeed.
A man went to the doctor."What can I do for you?" said the doctor."Well," said the man, "the trouble is I can't pronounce my Fs, my Ts or my Hs.""Well," said the doctor, "you can't say fairer than that."
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat in front of the fire and melted?(If you don't appreciate this man's sense of humour, apologies.)
